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Jessica Simpson Undressed

Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American pop music singer who rose to fame during the late-1990s. In the following decade, she starred with her then-husband Nick Lachey, in the MTV reality show Newlyweds, released her own line of Dessert Beauty and Dessert Treat beauty products and started a career as an actress while continuing her music career.

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At the beginning of her career, Jessica gained public attention when she proclaimed she was saving herself till marriage. Her music videos at the time also displayed an innocent look with very few sexual innuendos, which garnered many praise from religious groups and conservative fans.

In January of 2002, Jessica Simpson posed in lingerie for Maxim Magazine. The publication also named her #18 in its May 2006 Hot 100 issue.

Her public image as a naive or ignorant person of low intelligence, fueled by her behavior on Newlyweds (which included questioning whether Chicken of the Sea tuna fish was chicken or fish, or refusing to eat buffalo wings because, as she stated, she did not eat buffalo), became fodder for ridicule and satire. In 2006 singer P!nk released a song called "Stupid Girls" which directly mocked Simpson; in particular a line, "Maybe if I act like that/flippin' my blonde hair back/push out my bra like that" is delivered spoken-word in a fashion that emulates a spoken word section of Simpsons "Walking" cover. In the music video P!nk also mocks the music video for "Walking". However, her mother claimed in an edition of Vanity Fair magazine that she has a 160 IQ.

Simpson and husband broke up in 2005 after a little over 3 years of marriage.

Simpson also brought attention to herself on March 16, 2006, when she declined an invitation by President George W. Bush to appear at a Republican fundraiser to represent Operation Smile, because that group is non-partisan, and because Simpson preferred to keep her political views private. The decision was seen as a "snub" by some, such as GOP leader John Boehner.


jayanga commented, on April 10, 2007 at 11:28 p.m.:


dg commented, on August 13, 2007 at 4:06 a.m.:

i wanna f*ck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???? commented, on August 26, 2007 at 8:10 a.m.:

Love me and i'll love you

ps commented, on September 9, 2007 at 4:27 a.m.:

best looking body in the entire usa

p commented, on October 18, 2007 at 9:58 p.m.:

what a piece i would lick her like ice cream up and down she is #1

mdg commented, on October 27, 2007 at 9:25 p.m.:

dawm dats hot

MORE MATURE THAN PPL ABOVE commented, on December 6, 2007 at 11:30 p.m.:


JM commented, on December 9, 2007 at 9:15 p.m.:

Fabulous CHESTICLES !!!!

Rob G. commented, on December 11, 2007 at 1:58 p.m.:

Nice teeth! :D

bertflirt commented, on December 12, 2007 at 1:22 a.m.:

I love the sexy dumb blonde act. Hubba Hubba

bd commented, on December 12, 2007 at 10:56 p.m.:

did toni romo see those boobs yet ???????

Hillbilly2650 commented, on December 13, 2007 at 12:52 p.m.:

love to see more of here body she is hot she has a rack

bbbbbboooobs commented, on January 7, 2008 at 12:27 a.m.:

masterbate and jizz on her face

jugger naught commented, on January 17, 2008 at 3:38 a.m.:

hottie inc.

DARTH VADER commented, on January 20, 2008 at 7:45 a.m.:


G Rose commented, on January 28, 2008 at 4:15 p.m.:

She is one very hot blond

male_pornstars.... commented, on January 29, 2008 at 3:15 a.m.:

look at those bo0bs...
so hot...

i like to stroke my cock between those two bo0bies...

nick lachey II commented, on February 1, 2008 at 7:03 p.m.:

i want you back baby, miss your bj's, i want to rub you the right way, please let me do it with you again, i promise i'll be gentle this time

yeah commented, on March 19, 2008 at 10:45 p.m.:

I want to eat her butt

oooowaaa commented, on March 20, 2008 at 6:56 p.m.:

please let me hit that!

d commented, on May 7, 2008 at 10:28 a.m.:

don't get it. she is out of shape most of the time, has a hook nose, and is dumb as a doorknob.

stokes commented, on May 7, 2008 at 7:52 p.m.:

dat bitch is f**kin sexy i would go in the front and back

fuzzun commented, on May 9, 2008 at 8:19 p.m.:

i want her boobies ass and feet

???? commented, on May 11, 2008 at 9:12 a.m.:

I want it all all the time bitches. And know what I do have it baby because I'm Lindsay Lohan!!!

Lewis Feld commented, on May 19, 2008 at 5:15 a.m.:

I think I can see the silicon leaking out. Those things are about to pop. What a slut.

nick commented, on May 29, 2008 at 4:20 p.m.:

wow fags much she is nice and i wana fu_k her ass and she owws be a blow job

jj commented, on June 1, 2008 at 2:18 a.m.:

I'd love to be married to her, and watch her have hot sex with dudes, then lick her clean!!

Kory commented, on June 2, 2008 at 2:05 a.m.:

Jess, your so sweet, n gorgeous to the max

Mr. Cum Cum commented, on June 9, 2008 at 12:17 a.m.:

man those tits are huge id titty bang her all night long. i bet her pussy is so wet and tight but with a cock like mine id make it loose.

beef commented, on June 11, 2008 at 2:07 a.m.:

Dear Mr. Cum Cum, Lindsay Lohan wants her strap on back as soon as possible.

The Guy commented, on July 6, 2008 at 4:31 a.m.:

LOL tons of pervs on this one...Anyway she looks good but I don't really like her much....She doesn't act well, she's dumb as a doornail or else is a REALLY good pretender like Paris Hilton. She's not particularly slutty, but her sister definitely is. I don't think she sings well either.

I quote: "However, her mother claimed in an edition of Vanity Fair magazine that she has a 160 IQ."

Her mother is an idiot as IQ doesn't correlate with common sense/general knowledge, or she's a gigantic liar. Or both.
I heard her mother is a money grabbing whore, too.

JimmyMichalik commented, on July 18, 2008 at 2:13 a.m.:

I would pee in her ass hole
Cum in her eyes
Take a dump in her mouth
Call her Benjamin
Beat her silly with my willy
Then, to top it all of, take a 'diarrhea' dump up her pussy.


Sam commented, on July 21, 2008 at 6:07 a.m.:

I'd cum all ova u any day- n Stik my cock up yur wet pussy

julian commented, on July 29, 2008 at 9:09 a.m.:

that was just sick i would treat her like any lady should be treated with RESPECT!!!!!!!jessica ur #1

SAM commented, on September 17, 2008 at 8:40 a.m.:


hot shit commented, on October 14, 2008 at 12:27 a.m.:

she just needs 2 get naked...seriously

Ari Ola commented, on July 6, 2009 at 3:38 a.m.:

Forget about her breasts - each one of her nipples would be a meal on its' own.

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